Poodles, Dump the jerk, can't you see when you are being used?
Dr Jekyll
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im in love with a Jehovah's Witness
by saddler ini've fallen in love with a jehovah's witness and i know she feels the same way about me but the problem is that im a methodist and cant find it in me to give up my faith and become a jehovah's witness as i would not expect her to give up her faith and it is driving us both crazy.
i've known this lovely lady for the past 8 years and have only now told her how i feel and every second im away from her im thinking of her wanting to be with her.
so im asking people who might know or be able to help
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Share your most embarassing moments
by DigitalFokus inyou have to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.... here is one of my most embarassing moments.. i was in 7th grade and also the new kid in school.
this happened during one of our first big test's, i think it was my english glass but i am not sure.. i had bad gas for some reason that day and had been holding it in instead of "dusting the crops" in the hallways (which is a great way to shed your gas without having to claim it).
i am sitting in class trying to concentrate on the test while holding in my deadly gas with all the strength my buttcheeks could muster.
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Dr Jekyll
On holiday, we'd gotten a bit carried away amongst the dunes on a very secluded beach. We were stark bollock naked and going away at it when I heard this weird animal noise. I looked up and directly above us coming over the top of the sand dune was the first of a line of camels carry a load of German tourists!
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Slap Gumby Here ~ Weak Poll #2
by unclebruce ing'day rude people,
brother gumby is without doubt the most annoying poster in this whole system of things he posts long and loud and without fear or favour and he's 'merican too and we all know how annoying that can be.
yesterday the apostate news broke the story of gumby's kingdom hallperversion.
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Dr Jekyll
APOSTATE TIMES ~ NEWSFLASH Gumby - his pervert confession: ” Sometimes I'd hide in the stall next to the urinal and peek out the crack and watch brothers go pee” Personally I think the man's a genius and was really taking a piss at each and every one of us. Consider for a moment the prophetic representative implications of Gumby's disturbing revelation.
Or maybe he's George Michael!
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How much does it cost to be a JW
by osmosis inok the story i get from my jw relatives is that borg "isn't making money off them", but that never sat well with me.
i've always wondered how much money she contributed to the borg.. since i don't have the nerve to ask them, and they probably won't tell me the "truth" if i do, i'm asking you folks.. how much money does the average jw contribute to the cause?
how much do those silly magazines cost anyway?
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it's your turn now guys
by deeskis ini'm reading last weeks medical rag, australian dr weekly.
there's an article in there about how the male contraceptive is on it's way.
versions of a male implant is being trialled by who and australian researchers.. the article quotes a london professor, john guillebaud who said that "surveys show about 2/3 of men worldwide in all cultures say they would take a male pill".
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Dr Jekyll
Happy birthday m8
Thanks, still stings a bit to hear that though :)
want some ?
(Wow that just reminded me of a time I brought someone else's birthday cake home from school and i was told I couldn't have it, i wasn't even allowed to give it to the dog!)
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it's your turn now guys
by deeskis ini'm reading last weeks medical rag, australian dr weekly.
there's an article in there about how the male contraceptive is on it's way.
versions of a male implant is being trialled by who and australian researchers.. the article quotes a london professor, john guillebaud who said that "surveys show about 2/3 of men worldwide in all cultures say they would take a male pill".
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Dr Jekyll
Damn, Publically reproved on a 'postate site !!!
lol
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it's your turn now guys
by deeskis ini'm reading last weeks medical rag, australian dr weekly.
there's an article in there about how the male contraceptive is on it's way.
versions of a male implant is being trialled by who and australian researchers.. the article quotes a london professor, john guillebaud who said that "surveys show about 2/3 of men worldwide in all cultures say they would take a male pill".
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Dr Jekyll
One concern though... how do I know my boys will start back up when I stop taking the pills????
We could ask ballistic to do a taste test
lol
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it's your turn now guys
by deeskis ini'm reading last weeks medical rag, australian dr weekly.
there's an article in there about how the male contraceptive is on it's way.
versions of a male implant is being trialled by who and australian researchers.. the article quotes a london professor, john guillebaud who said that "surveys show about 2/3 of men worldwide in all cultures say they would take a male pill".
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Dr Jekyll
I was talking about passionate kissing after
Passionatly kissing what though?
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Meeting Survival Guide Games to play
by unclebruce inmeeting survival guide games we play
one doesn't grow up religiously attending '5 meetings a week' without developing a strategy for survival.
mine started at about ten years of age and gradually grew more sophisticated as the years assemblies rolled by.
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Dr Jekyll
Wasn't much for playing games when I was on my own but when other brothers were involved we were always trying to get one another to laugh out loud during the meeting.
The Evil Eye game was played in the second or third school the idea being to get the poor bastard doing the assignment to laugh by staring or pulling faces but doing it without the rest of the people catching you. Payback was a punch in the arm when no one was looking, going Aghhh out loud was more embarrassing than laughing.
Biblical Porn, I cant remember the verses we'd do it with but we used to look up smutty stupid phrases in our bibles and try to get the brother sitting next to us to laugh during talks or WT studies.
Oh pinching ! Pinching the leg or arm of the brother next to you during a talk to get a ARRGGH
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evps what do you think?
by BlackSwan of Memphis inok, i really love ghost hunters.
one of my favorite shows.
i think for me the possibility of whether or not there is something after this life is largely dependent on the prescence of god/dess or some other greater being in the universe.
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Dr Jekyll
Re Bruce's Jack story..
To cut a long story short, I had a near death experience and I ended up some place no normal dub ever expects to end up (no it wasn't hot) What I experienced there no one would want to leave and especially not to hang out in some bush.
My dub brain washing won't let me believe in ghosts but <------ big but, (and i'm not talking about yer new girl friend) if there are such things as ghosts then it sounds like Jack's a bit lost.